I got body lice in Germany! I’d tell you they were crabs, but I wasn’t getting laid.
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONGHe who never ventures beyond actuality will never win the prize of truth.
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Knowledge is pain that’s why it hurts to know.
DRAKE -
If investing is entertaining, if you’re having fun, you’re probably not making any money. Good investing is boring.
GEORGE SOROS -
All human beings have three lives: public, private, and secret.
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ -
The thing to do when one feels sure that he has said or done the right thing and is condemned, is to stand still and keep quiet. If he is right, time will show it.
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON -
Do you think of yourself as a creative personality? If you do, you are both fortunate and correct, in fact the beautiful truth is that everyone is creative and we all have the ability to develop our creative potential.
BOB PROCTOR -
If the situation presents itself, I’m always going to play as if I want the job. You either play, or get played out.
BILLY COBHAM -
Words are your business, boy. Not just the word. Words are everything. The key to the rock, the answer to the question.
RALPH ELLISON -
Growing up is loving what you can afford to.
BABS DEAL -
The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.
BJORK -
It’s like if you’re an astronaut and you’ve been to the moon, what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
PAUL MCCARTNEY -
The tomato offers its gift of fiery color and cool completeness.
PABLO NERUDA -
I truly loved being pregnant and feeling what was going on inside my body and watching it change. It’s difficult to recoup, but still amazing nonetheless. I would have another one.
JILL SCOTT -
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn’t want your family to read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine.
DAVID OGILVY -
Prayer is the natural and joyous breathing of the spiritual life by which the heavenly atmosphere is inhaled and then exhaled in prayer.
ANDY MURRAY -
Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
ADAM SELZER







