This woman goes into a gun shop and says, ‘I want to buy a gun for my husband.’ The clerk says, ‘Did he tell you what kind of gun?’ ‘No,’ she replied. ‘He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him.
PHYLLIS DILLERUncommon men require no common trust; give him but scope and he will set the bounds.
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I’d shift disciplines, whether it was musical instruments or sports or whatever, and it’s the same with that.
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Do not look for me if you haven’t found yourself first.
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