Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
JOAN RIVERSI’m a big ‘Goosebumps’ fan – ‘Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.’ My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.
More the Creator, Tyler Quotes
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I would probably have been terrified. But now, I feel prepared. I’ve been in the business for almost 20 years now.
AINSLEY EARHARDT -
I would introduce and support legislation to send Roe v. Wade back to the states.
RAND PAUL -
Death, of course, is a refuge. It’s where you go when a new name, or a mask and cape, can no longer hide you from yourself. It’s where you run to when none of the principalities of your conscience will grant you asylum.
CHRIS CLEAVE -
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON -
She had been so consumed with escaping her own misery, she hadn’t considered the misery she might inflict.
MITCH ALBOM -
A gun fires of its own accord and a man is shot. And a broken-down old house no good for anything but chasing kids has to trip over us. Blind accidents. What can you do against blind accidents?
BEN MADDOW -
I don’t need bodyguards. I’m from the South Bronx.
AL PACINO -
There are certainties in existence, but love is something much harder to define than light and dark, life and death. I think saying you are “like” someone in love sounds right.
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI -
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
JESUS CHRIST -
I never took guitar lessons. I took classical piano lessons from the age of six when we lived in Holland.
EDDIE VAN HALEN -
Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
EVELYN WAUGH -
The world is not allowed to make a meal of you, girl. It is there for your consuming.
NIKITA GILL -
The best job a man could have would be a chef. They’d understand the long hours I work and the drive and ambition it takes to succeed.
MEGHAN MARKLE -
Not knowing what he sees, he adores the sight; That false face fools and fuels his delight.
OVID -
Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
BARRY DAVIES -
Put your lips to mine and believe in love again.
JONNY OX -
I’ve always taken things very seriously, since I was very young, and that’s reflected in my career.
CRISTIANO RONALDO -
If our country is serious about reducing our dependency on foreign oil, we need to get serious about mobilizing the infrastructure necessary to distribute and dispense the next generation of fuels.
BART GORDON -
Be aware of everything around you, because you are receiving the answers to your questions in every moment of the day.
RHONDA BYRNE -
The care of God for us is a great thing, if a man believe it at heart: it plucks the burden of sorrow from him.
EURIPIDES -
I didn’t want them ever to believe that life began when the man of the house arrived home. We didn’t wait for Dad. It was his job now to catch up with us.
MICHELLE OBAMA -
All the children stood and gazed at it, loving it and longing to go to it. It looked so secret – almost magic.
ENID BLYTON -
I never want to look back on life and say I wish I did something, and I don’t want anybody else to do that.
BIG SEAN -
Why do you think people don’t think that homosexual parents are good? You don’t know what a homosexual family looks like. I will be the role model for the good gay family. Don’t let these children suffer without families because of your bias.
ROSIE O'DONNELL -
Remain humble. Don’t worry about who receives the credit. Never let power or authority go to your head.
MAJOR DICK WINTERS -
Sharing with Jupiter is never a dishonor.
MOLIERE