The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
TOM WAITSBut it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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