I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
TOM WAITSBut then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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