The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
TOM WAITSBut then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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