If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
TOM WAITSI guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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