I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
TOM WAITSWe are all just monkeys with money and guns.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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You know, we just buy music now. We don’t make it any more. And that goes for just about everything. I think it’s so important that people develop and subscribe to and have confidence in their own ability to make music, however rough it is.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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