All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSWe are all just monkeys with money and guns.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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