Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
TOM WAITSI don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I was always laughing in church.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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