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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.

Tom Waits

I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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Act Actor Difference Myself
You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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Herself Learning Woman
The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Talk Truth Yourself
You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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Known Trust Yourself
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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Bad Body Drink Heart Myself
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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Drive Nature Roar Yourself
I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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Arms Time Yourself
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Dumb Intelligence Mental
Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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Break Finding Stay Window
I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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Initial Myself Scratch
On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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Funny Grave Myself Sick
A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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Gentle Man Play
Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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Brain Built Drive Himself Road Specialist Vision Willing
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Hate Myself Prime
Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Dreams Instagram Captions One Liner Rainbow Sing Steal
I was always laughing in church.
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Laughter Myself Religious

I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.

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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.

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