There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSI admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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