There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSI did my time in the jail of your arms.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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