There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSWe are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
More Tom Waits Quotes
-
-
Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
TOM WAITS -
The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
TOM WAITS -
The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
TOM WAITS -
The piano has been drinking, not me.
TOM WAITS -
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
TOM WAITS -
If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
TOM WAITS -
You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
TOM WAITS -
My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
TOM WAITS -
Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
TOM WAITS -
I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
TOM WAITS -
When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
TOM WAITS -
It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
TOM WAITS -
Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
TOM WAITS -
A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
TOM WAITS -
Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
TOM WAITS