All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSWe are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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