I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
TOM WAITSChampagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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