I was always laughing in church.
TOM WAITSThe dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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