There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSWell I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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