I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
TOM WAITSWell I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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