I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
TOM WAITSWe have a deficit of wonder right now.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I was always laughing in church.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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