I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
TOM WAITSSongs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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