If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
TOM WAITSSongs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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