When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
TOM WAITSSongs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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