The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
TOM WAITSPeople get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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