I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
TOM WAITSPeople get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I like vocal word stuff. But I don’t always write with an instrument, I usually write a capella. It’s more like drawing in the air with your fingers. It’s closest to the choreography of a bee. You’re freer.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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You know, we just buy music now. We don’t make it any more. And that goes for just about everything. I think it’s so important that people develop and subscribe to and have confidence in their own ability to make music, however rough it is.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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