We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSBreak windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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