There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSSing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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