A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
TOM WAITSDon’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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