Life is improvisation.
TINA FEYNow every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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