Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
TINA FEY(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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