In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
TINA FEY(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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