If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
TIM MINCHINI spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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