The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
TIM MINCHINI spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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