There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
TIM MINCHINTake them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things…
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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Define yourself by what you love.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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