The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
TIM MINCHINIsn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
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