If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
TIM MINCHINIt’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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