The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
TIM MINCHINWe must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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