“And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.”

Golf is fluid. It’s always changing. It’s always evolving. First of all, you never master it.

I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don’t know when that day will be.

Every sport evolves. Every sport gets bigger and more athletic, and you have to keep up.

It will always be the ball and me.

I always feel pressure. If you don’t feel nervous, that means you don’t care about how you play. I care about how I perform. I’ve always said the day I’m not nervous playing is the day I quit.

In order to hit a good golf shot at that moment in time when you’re standing over the ball, you must believe that golf shot is the most important things in your life.

My mind is my biggest asset.

Winning is not always the barometer of getting better.

Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship?

I don’t want to become as good as I once was. I want to become better.

I think the guys who are really controlling their emotions, are going to win.

All I know is I’ve tried my best.

I don’t just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer ever.

I’m trying as hard as I can, and sometimes things don’t go your way, and that’s the way things go.

Talent is something you are born with, and a skill is something you develop. 99% of what you need to succeed in golf are skills.

The biggest thing is to have a mind-set and a belief you can win every tournament going in.

There’s a lot more future in hamburgers than in baseball.

A lot of learned men think people really are the food they’ve eaten.

Preferring to store her money in the stomachs of the needy rather than hide it in a purse.

Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I’ll kill ’em, and I’m going to kill ’em before they kill me.

Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?