I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
BO BURNHAMYou know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.
More Bobby H. Barbee, Sr. Quotes
-
-
I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.
BEN AFFLECK -
I show up on time, I am very rigorous about scheduling, and I am very focused.
ADAM RAPP -
When it comes to luck, you make your own.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN -
The ability to learn is a gift even pain is our teacher!
INKY JOHNSON -
Love has both its gall and honey in abundance: it has sweetness to the taste, but it presents bitterness also to satiety.
PLAUTUS -
We didn’t have cable TV. We just couldn’t afford it. But you don’t need cable to watch the Masters. In 1997, at the exact moment I started out, I watched Tiger Woods win the Masters.
TONY FINAU -
A symbol of the eternity that preceded human thought, a free fire, a gift from heaven, a living sign of the elements unnoticed by the world-weary pedestrian, a fire in the ditches of Prague warming the wanderer’s eye and soul.
BOHUMIL HRABAL -
Hurt people hurt people.
ANONYMOUS -
By God, if women had written stories, As clerks had within here oratories, They would have written of men more wickedness Than all the mark of Adam may redress.
GEOFFREY CHAUCER -
You say a new era in art is preparing; you sensed it coming; continue your studies without weakening. God will do the rest.
PAUL CEZANNE -
The Scriptures of God are my only foundation and substance in all matters of weight and importance.
JOHN KNOX -
I know it’s different positions, but you think about the mental mindset it takes to continue to grind and play at a high level.
ADRIAN PETERSON -
we tend to attract the things we fear.
PEACE PILGRIM -
The point is that you can’t be too greedy.
DONALD TRUMP -
There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast.
CHARLES DICKENS