You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
SIMON COWELLI’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.
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It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
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Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
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