Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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