Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnd I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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