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I don’t have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.

Rush Limbaugh

There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
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Crime Problem Punishment Sarcastic Solution
I’m whispering so that the media doesn’t hear me.
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Funny Hear Media Whisper
That’s the definition of ‘success’ for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective.
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Democracy Depend Government Objective Party Success
Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
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Choice Drug Test
Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side’s claims.
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Ability Argument Claim Direction Effective Expose Freedom Reaction Speech Weakness
We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.
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Action Born Capable Guidance Power Suggestion
There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.
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Care Take Care
End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.
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Government Involvement Liberty Result Work
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
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Bad Represent See Tax
An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.
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Agent Chase
You know why there’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
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Amendment Follow Government
It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.
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Impossible Life Offend Opinion People
I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster.
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Roller Coaster
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
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Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence
There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that’s the media.
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Always Business Customer Media Wrong
Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
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Accuse Allow Women

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