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I want a great country. I want people happy.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Country Happiness People
It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Impossible Life Offend Opinion People
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.
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Nation One Liner Prosperity Tax
I am addicted to prescription pain medication.
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Addiction Pain Prescription
The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Depend Ignorant
There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.
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Care Take Care
There is no news media. There’s simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party.
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Bunch Democracy Media Member News Newspaper Party People Television
I am the Doctor of Democracy.
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Democracy Doctor One Liner
Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Control Department Government Money Responsiblity Teacher
I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.
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Happiness Logic Smart
Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.
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Complication Economic Subject
Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
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Accuse Allow Women
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
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Come Country Difference Fruit
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
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Government Honesty Paragraph Politics Reading Story
None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn’t seen before and already failed at.
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Afraid Country Government President
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
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Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence

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