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It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.
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I have always worried about things more than I should.
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I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.
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feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean’s life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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I don’t think you should be too absolutist about what you play and what you don’t play.
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But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.
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When I was doing Bean more than I’ve done him in the last few years, I did strange things – like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
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Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying.
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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
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We must be allowed to insult each other.
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In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don’t really need to explain very much at all.
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I tend to play rather odd men. People that are slightly odd or eccentric, or have a more particular attitude to life.
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Don’t get too much emotionally attached to anyone.
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I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.
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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.
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