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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson

To be successful you don’t need beautiful face and heroic body, what you need is skillful mind and ability to perform.
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Ability Beautiful Inspirational Need Performance Skill Success
I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
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Amuse Comics Funny Happen Natural Need Thinking
Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.
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Born Cute Funny Remember Rich Sarcastic Work
I mean I can do it when I’m very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.
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If you’re a serious actor, it’s when you know you’re going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.
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I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.
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The job is interesting, and the task is difficult, but the man is just a decent man doing a very ordinary job.
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I enjoy it when it’s over! I enjoy whatever success we have. If an audience finds it funny, then it’s been worth it.
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When I was doing Bean more than I’ve done him in the last few years, I did strange things – like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
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I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a character mostly in his 30s and 40s.
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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance has helped to determine your path through life.
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I have always worried about things more than I should.
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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You’ve got to be careful.
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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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