I have a problem with Porsches. They’re wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one.
ROWAN ATKINSONFor telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
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But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.
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Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.
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I’m not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts.
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Mr. Bean’: Childish, anarchic behaviour will always be funny.
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Excellence at everything you can do can be achieved on if it is a habit.
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Look, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
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If you want to be strong learn to live alone.
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To be successful you don’t need beautiful face and heroic body, what you need is skillful mind and ability to perform.
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A law which attempts to say you can criticize and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed.
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.
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The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil’s own satanic herd!
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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The job is interesting, and the task is difficult, but the man is just a decent man doing a very ordinary job.
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