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Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

Robert Mugabe

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.
ROBERT MUGABE

Country Creation Cricket Gentlemen People Play
Only God who appointed me will remove me.
ROBERT MUGABE

Appointment Death God Life One Liner
It’s not possible that women can be at par with men.
ROBERT MUGABE

Men Possible Women
I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
ROBERT MUGABE

Believe Die Lord
Regretting some of my life choices now. How was I to know that hell would be full of Rhodesian farmers and sodomites?
ROBERT MUGABE

Choice Farmer Life Regret
Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans; so are its resources.
ROBERT MUGABE

Country Resources
We are not hungry. Why foist this food upon us? We don’t want to be choked. We have enough.
ROBERT MUGABE

Enough Food Hungry
Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
ROBERT MUGABE

Girl Girlfriend Money Mother Real Value
Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.
ROBERT MUGABE

Devil Funny Girlfriend Life
I am an educationist. I’m an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know?
ROBERT MUGABE

Economy Education Politics Story
Britain is a very cold, uninhabitable country with small houses.
ROBERT MUGABE

Cold Country House
We will defend our victory through armed struggle. We will have to do that.
ROBERT MUGABE

Defend Struggle Victory
Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.
ROBERT MUGABE

Alcohol Drink Exercise Fruit Smoking Vegetable
Some people are contriving ways and means of making us collapse.
ROBERT MUGABE

Collapse People
People are free to campaign and they will be free to vote.
ROBERT MUGABE

Campaign Freedom People Vote
It may be necessary to use methods other than constitutional ones.
ROBERT MUGABE

Constitution Mathod Necessary

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