It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
ROALD DAHLIt is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
ROALD DAHLWe all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
ROALD DAHLPerhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
ROALD DAHLSomewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
ROALD DAHLThe greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
ROALD DAHLI think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
ROALD DAHLIt doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
ROALD DAHLWe make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLAll the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
ROALD DAHLThe reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
ROALD DAHLI do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
ROALD DAHLWhat a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
ROALD DAHLI’m wondering what to read next.
ROALD DAHLI was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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