When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
ROALD DAHLWhen you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
ROALD DAHLRainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
ROALD DAHLI cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
ROALD DAHLGood writing is essentially rewriting.
ROALD DAHLWe make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
ROALD DAHLThe walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
ROALD DAHLThe reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
ROALD DAHLI’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
ROALD DAHLUnless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
ROALD DAHLWhen I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
ROALD DAHLIt’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
ROALD DAHLThere are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
ROALD DAHLNo book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
ROALD DAHLWhen you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
ROALD DAHLPerhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
ROALD DAHLThere is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
ROALD DAHL