But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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If you are good life is good.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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