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ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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