I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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If you are good life is good.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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