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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.

Roald Dahl

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Food Fruit One Liner Taste
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Alcohol Candy Humour One Liner Quick
Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Colour Different Drops Rainbow
The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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Delicious Food Juice Taste Wall
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Book Business Greatness Hide Place Secret
You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Book Children Humour Writing
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Inspirational Perspiration Writing
A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Come Demand Fear Fiction Ideas Writer
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number
Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Care Character Fight Monster
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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