f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLIt is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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If you are good life is good.
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