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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.

Roald Dahl

Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Eyes Fake Father Impossible Smile Twinkle Yourself
When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Book Children Writing
When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Important Modesty Oneself Strive Truth Writing
I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Advice Comment Entrepreneur Ignorance Understand Value
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
A little magic can take you a long way.
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Business Inspirational Magic One Liner Patience Positive
Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Different Drain Fiction Leaving People Place Writing
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Book Business Greatness Hide Place Secret
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Funny Humour
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World

It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.

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