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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.

Roald Dahl

f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Children Humour Murder Myself Old Possible
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Courtesy Kindness Mind Positive
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Book Children Writing
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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Black Broker Coal Gold Ship
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Children Lord Strave Strength
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Enjoyment Men Nonsense Wisdom
When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Children Deserve Grow Up Parents Remember Spark
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Humour Intend Invention Lord Walk
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number
You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Book Difference Look
A little magic can take you a long way.
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Business Inspirational Magic One Liner Patience Positive
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive

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