Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
ROALD DAHLIt is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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