The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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