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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

Roald Dahl

The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Accomplishment Book Children Help Important Reading Success
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Inspirational Perspiration Writing
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Funny Humour
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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Eyes Glitter Magic Watch World
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Children Fairy Tale Laugh Scare
The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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Children Inspirational Learning Look Risk Success
I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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Attribution Brave Courage Generosity Human Kindness Thinking
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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Book Done Life Reading View
Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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Different Drain Fiction Leaving People Place Writing

If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

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