Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
ROALD DAHLIf I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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