It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
ROALD DAHLIt’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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If you are good life is good.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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