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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.

Roald Dahl

An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Children Humour Murder Myself Old Possible
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Come Demand Fear Fiction Ideas Writer
All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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Book Done Life Reading View
What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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Believe Fellow Fortunate Myself Positive Time
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Inspirational One Liner Person Positive Ugly
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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Book Children Grow Up Joke Old Writing
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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Essential One Liner Writing
But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Distraction Impossible Love Person replace
Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Business Deep One Liner Right
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong

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