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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.

Roald Dahl

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Funny Humour
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Children Humour Murder Myself Old Possible
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Allow Inspirational Music Positive Understand Wash Worry
The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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Absolute Businessman Comparison Life Writer
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Mind Tragedy Twist Writer Writing
But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Distraction Impossible Love Person replace
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Alcohol Candy Humour One Liner Quick
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Couple Love Matter
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Doctor Doubt Endurance Expectation Face Happiness Jump Night Pain Towel

But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.

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