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Roald Dahl

For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number
We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Dreamer Dreams Inspirational Reality
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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Beginning Enthusiasm Important Life Realize
A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Come Demand Fear Fiction Ideas Writer
There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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Comparison Deep Imagination Place Pure Reality
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Memories School Shoes Stair
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play
I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Facility Speed Suspicious Writing
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Annoy Children Deliberate Grow Up Humour Understand
f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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Chocolate History Teacher
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Away Beg Book Place Television Throw Wall
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Enjoyment Men Nonsense Wisdom
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself

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