It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
ROALD DAHLIt is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
ROALD DAHLI’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
ROALD DAHLGrown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
ROALD DAHLIt doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
ROALD DAHLBut it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
ROALD DAHLThe walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
ROALD DAHLNowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
ROALD DAHLIf I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
ROALD DAHLWriting is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
ROALD DAHLI was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
ROALD DAHLA little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
ROALD DAHLWe make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
ROALD DAHLI think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
ROALD DAHLThe life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
ROALD DAHLAnd above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
ROALD DAHLBut there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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