Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLIf you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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