Two rights don’t equal a left.
ROALD DAHLI was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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