If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
ROALD DAHLI don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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