Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
ROALD DAHLGrown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
ROALD DAHLf I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLMe is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
ROALD DAHLTwo rights don’t equal a left.
ROALD DAHLI’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
ROALD DAHLTo shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
ROALD DAHLNowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
ROALD DAHLIf the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
ROALD DAHLA person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
ROALD DAHLI have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
ROALD DAHLFairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
ROALD DAHLA life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
ROALD DAHLAnd don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
ROALD DAHLTwo hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
ROALD DAHLI’m wondering what to read next.
ROALD DAHLI cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
ROALD DAHL